Sunday, November 23, 2008

9:43pm


Dear small African child,

I understand that you are young and, as such, have not been around for the entire run of 24. So you don't yet know that, in any situation where Jack Bauer gives you a direction, the correct answer is to listen to Jack Bauer.

But can you explain to me why you would turn around and run away from Jack Bauer when the one other white guy you could trust was just killed?

I really hope you're not thinking of doing anything else stupid in the next 15 minutes. I'd hate to regret feeling for you these past couple of hours.

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