Los Angeles, Burning
2 days ago
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
"Good day to be alive, sir!"
On this most momentous of Inauguration Days, I humbly give you this.
An actual exchange between two Princeton graduates:
Bob (6:41): stupid cold apartment
Bob (6:41): that's what happens when you leave a 85F shower into a 45F apartment
Me (6:59): GAH
Me (6:59): why is your apartment 45*?
Bob (7:46): because the Japanese don't believe in heaters or insulation
Me (7:48): sucks for you
Me (7:48): come back to America
Me (7:48): we have central heating AND a black President
Me (7:48): what now, world?
(10 points if you catch the reference.)
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::raises her hand:: um, excuse me...tiny issue here...Bob's not actually FROM America... he's Canadian...and lived much of his life in Belgium if i remember right. I'm all for abducting the skilled citizens of other countries into our shiny new America though. We'll need to work on his choice of hockey team if we keep him though.
Point taken, but if you're trying to draw someone back to North America from Asia, are you really going to try and convince him to come back to Canada? Really? I didn't think so.
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