No Wonder They're Bankrupt!

I don't know a lot. But I do know this.

The phrase "multi-sensory haircutting experience" is one that never needs to be said. EVER.

And yet, there it is.

I'd do what I normally do best in this space, which is to pick apart that article and make jokes about how completely asinine this idea is, but words are actually failing me. This concept is so fucked up to me that I can't even type out anything to live up to its ineptitude.

I need a drink.